Those ‘Freaks on a leash’ have been affected by Al Gore’s Go Green Machine and what better way to give back but by exploiting the most current fad, Bio-fuel! Today they announced they would be producing their own form of Korn branded bio-fuel. And what impossibly clever name are they giving this endeavor? Oh, nothing retarded like Korntastic. Wait. What? They are naming it Korntastic? Uh, whoops. Never mind. Limewire.com writes:
“Korntastic will be a domestically produced alternative fuel derived from plant based energy sources. The product will emit a significantly smaller amount of CO2 than regular fuel does. The band has arranged to have bio-fuel replace gasoline in the 16 touring vehicles on this year’s Family Values Tour. Lead singer Jonathan Davis says “We can’t save the planet overnight but this is our way of saying everyone has to start somewhere. As a touring band it’s our responsibility to start making a difference. We encourage all other bands touring this summer to do the same.””
Uh yeah. Did I mention they also dropped a new album today? They named it Untitled. Yeah, like I said. CLEV-ER. To help them with their apparent drought of ingenuity I figured I’d give them a freebie name for their next album. “Korn presents; Songs of Korntastica or how Korn figured out how to market an environmental fad and capitalize as greedily as possible.” Little long? Naw. That’s Avant-garde. If Fiona can, Korn can. Can… can… oh, I GIVE UP! ITS KORNTASTIC Y’ALL!
Source - Limewire.com
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This is the first thing that made me laugh all day.
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Comment by joiezabel — October 25, 2007 @ 3:03 pm
ha ha this is great. korntastic, even.