i used to have that mastadon cover on a sticker - like forty of them, that i lifted from a record shop. i don’t know why, because i’d never heard them, i just liked the way it looked. and then i proceeded to stick them on the car windows of people i knew in the middle of the night, so that that would be the first thing they saw the next morning.

i had a LOT of free time.

also, that last one you listed is the epitome of awesome metalness. sweet mother of god.