9News.com is reporting that Tom Chaplin from Keane is entering rehab to get over snorting chicken and stars, drinking tomato soup until his only emotion is blind rage.
In a statement to reporters, Chaplin mumbled something about how troubled he is and how if he could just find the right person to snuggle with he wouldn’t be turning to tins of split-pea soup for comfort. Reporters made note of a yellow powder around Chaplin’s nose, leading some to suspect that he’d had a go with some Lipton Dry Soup mix prior to checking himself into rehab.
The Keane US tour will be postponed - so those of you were planning on going will have to sit in your rooms with your stuffed animals, staring sadly at your posters of horses until this all gets sorted out.
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there are some keane fans in my office who would be seriously offended at the implication that their savior looks like the campbell’s soup kid. heh.
Now that you have told me that you work with people who like Keane AND The Fray, and the fact that they might get offended that people make fun of said teenie-boppers, really makes me question these people’s musical taste
question on, my friend, question on.
eheh how funny this joke is!! how idiot the autor of it is!! Sometimes people like to invent stupid things… I’m really filled with pity of them…If you think you can put people down with this things you’re really deceived! Tom is an excellent singer and an excellent man..and yes i’m a big fan of him! Keane are the BEST!!
ha ha. best comment ever. we’re pissing everybody off these days - well done, guys!
what about the campbell’s soup fans who are offended by the coincidental resemblance?
you haven’t lived until you have seen this kid rocking out on stage. all hail keane!
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Comment by Anne — August 22, 2006 @ 9:45 am
he said he has no time for me now.
…ba dum bump.