I was ready to dispute you until I heard…

“She’s got it goin’ on
like Donkey Kong”

Nevermind. Trace wins.

I hate this song so much. I hated it when it came out. I hate it now. I’ve hated lots of other “country” songs too, but this is about as bad as it gets.

I thought I had heard it all.

Holy crap, this encapsulates everything that’s wrong with America.

my ears AND my eyes are bleeding. thanks for that.

I thought that going back to work tomorrow would be the worst part of coming off a technology-free vacation. No, it’s this.

You guys are lucky. You havent heard that song done ala karaoke in rural Colorado.

You, sir, have just given me the most evilest idea EVAR for my next karaoke night out. Be glad you don’t live in Milwaukee. Muhaha.

… aaaaand for further adventures in sexism, see the music video for The Hold Steady’s “Chips Ahoy!”

i loooooooooooove this song sooooooooooooooooooo much

And probably your sister, too…