Comments on: Don’t I look smashing in roadkill?

By: joiezabel

joiezabel — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 18:16:36 +0000

ha ha ha. that’s one of my favourite albums in the world but i can see how that saw would make sleeping difficult. you need to lay the law down with your roomie about monday nights.

my ex used to play the misfits late at night - talk about a sleep disruptor. but i think the worst is “red right hand” by nick cave - i tried listening to that one night and got so scared i had to get up and turn it off.

By: sourmilk

sourmilk — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 14:43:12 +0000

You look smashing darling. The belle of the ball…Roadkill Joie, can I rant about something that has been keeping me up at night?…

Worst lullaby - I stumbled into my house last night basted with booze and incapable of speaking. I tumbled onto my bed and and started to sleep. Until my roomate came home with some girl and they started blasting Neutral Milk Hotel! Now I don’t really have a problem with the band; I think that they are alright, but damn they can make a cacophony if your not in the mood. What a voice - what a sleep murdering, dream invading, strident instrument of pain that guy’s got. Next time I see my roomate I am going to punch that two headed boy in both of his faces.
Oh, and McKenzie said that Joanna Newsome gets some bad press around here. Good! Falling asleep next to her winy ass would also poison my sleep. You might as well feed me some hand grenades and tuck me into a bed of nails.
Sorry, I am cranky because I haven’t gotten much sleep. What is your nightmare lullaby?

By: amber

amber — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 14:03:15 +0000

animal carcass is a good look for you.

By: Christine

Christine — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:33:39 +0000

Oh crap. A fireside chat is a sure sign that Joie’s going to run for indie president, which means we’ll have another flame war about voting.

I hope you’re happy with what you’ve started, literati!

By: Sam E.

Sam E. — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:58:09 +0000

You, literati, are my freaking hero. That’s all I’ve got to say. *tips cap*

By: delancey pendant

delancey pendant — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:49:47 +0000

Egads. Look at those ginormous hands.

By: literati

literati — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:18:19 +0000

*laughs* Can you photoshop the Masterpiece Theatre backdrop behind it, so that it fits with Joieâ€™s other post?

Ask and ye shall receive…

By: mike

mike — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 20:46:27 +0000

hott

By: flippa

flippa — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 20:32:56 +0000

the beauty mark on your right breast is obviously photoshopped in.

By: Kat

Kat — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 20:32:48 +0000

Joie - I don’t ever want to imagine CZ girls doing anything, ever again. ESPECIALLY dancing to Vanilla Ice. That memory belongs solely to you…and Josh.

By: joiezabel

joiezabel — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 20:30:38 +0000

omg kat you are the worst vegetarian ever. but can you imagine those fashion-y czech girls carrying that off whilst dancing to vanilla ice?

By: Kat

Kat — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 20:27:58 +0000

I’d like to turn those furry legs into a pair of lovely earrings. The animal’s furry legs, that is…not yours.

By: Sam E.

Sam E. — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 20:00:59 +0000

*laughs* Can you photoshop the Masterpiece Theatre backdrop behind it, so that it fits with Joie’s other post?

By: kari

kari — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 19:22:45 +0000

what an excellent post

By: FritzKD

FritzKD — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 18:59:54 +0000

Did she get the high pitched voice and the harp to go with it?