Oh god. Ouch. The junior high version of me that had Tiffany and Debbie Gibson pin-ups all over his bedroom wall (yeah, this was about two years before the much-disseminated hair metal period of my life) just had his heart broken.

As opposed to 2002, when that Tiffany Playboy hit the stands and junior high me rejoiced. That was a damn fine issue.

(Yes, i bought the Debbie Gibson Playboy, too. I AM A MAN WITH NEEDS.)

OMG…Tiffany…what the fuck happened to you? you used to be the cute, sacryn pop singer who played mall’s across america…now your this pathetic, ugly, and out-of-tune has-been.

what the fuck was your manager thinking when he put you on this show? did he not slip you enough qualudes to get you to sing in tune?

i agree with the sentiment above, and i hope britney spears follows it when she too eventually walks down the path of “has-been-dom”…please, please, please pop singers of today, when the future comes & the world realizes that you totally suck, realize that no-one wants to hear you sing, they just want to see you take your clothes off. By doing that just for a moment, the people of the world can think. “ya know, my life isnt that bad, it could be worse…i could be Tiffany”.

but we’ve already seen brit take her clothes off. what does she have to look forward to?

I was once at a festival where I saw Lisa Marie Presley live, and I’m not entirely sure that this is worse. It’s pretty awful though. Blech.