Just so you know, Kelly Clarkson doesn’t do drugs, because she is a Texan, FROM TEXAS! Hold your gasps, it comes straight from the babe’s mouth. “I have never smoked anything in my life. I’ve never tried any drugs. I wouldn’t do anything that would cause holes in your brain or your nasal cavity. Call me Texan, but I don’t think of marijuana like that.” Well you know what? Marijuana doesn’t think about YOU like that, Miss Independent! 
But wait wait wait, when a Texan leaves its soil, apparently drugs are okay? When in Amsterdam, Kelly Clarkson partook in a (legal) local activity. She ate a marijuana cookie. “It was in Amsterdam,” Clarkson told USA Weekend magazine in a new interview. “It is legal there, and it is not legal here. I don’t ever do anything illegal here.” I’m so confused. So how does she feel about Marijuana? So if it was legal in the U.S. she would smoke pot? I may not be the smartest shed without a tool box… wait let me try that again. I may not be the sharpest box outside the shed. Ermm. Well whatever that stupid metaphor is, I think our dear friend Kelly Clarkson has a case of reefer madness.
I already kind of liked Kelly but now this makes me want to buy her album! Telling off Clive Davis, eating pot cookies, what’s next? …Clarkson for President! Here is hoping she judo chops Darth Cheney in the groin and teabags Dubya because BITCH HAS BALLS! Giggles. That’s cool. I wrote balls.
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i like pot…and i like cookies…but, will i like kelly clarkson?
only time will tell!
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Comment by JoshD — July 13, 2007 @ 6:20 pm
“I have never smoked anything in my life. I’ve never tried any drugs. I wouldn’t do anything that would cause holes in your brain or your nasal cavity. Call me Texan, but I don’t think of marijuana like that.”
Well, I don’t think of marijuana like that either, because it doesn’t cause holes in your brain or nasal cavity.
To me, this reads like an endorsement of pot.