“Oh my god! For a start it’s all in the surname. You want to change that. A lot of people hear that, they can tell she’s off the rails. Why not change it to Amy Music-fun? People will see that’s what you’re into, fun, but mainly music, not just staying at home and drinking wine! You need to something with your look. Eat more! What we should do is only have lunch meetings, we’ll have a good feed and then we’ll talk about the people you’re hanging out with. She knows that Pete Doherty guy? It’s the same advice again really: model yourself on a nice pop band! Perhaps Amy could try The Kinks this time, and for heaven’s sake do something with your hair! It’s ridiculous.”
-Murray Hewitt (aka Rhys Darby) http://www.nme.com/news/flight-of-the-conchords/33601

i thought this video was going to be hilarious, but it was actually just kind of creepy. i don’t understand how she is still living. she’s about to be partying with heath ledger, that’s all i’m sayin’.

Oh man, the Heath Ledger jokes are already hittin the streets!

BATMAN WINS BITCHES!!!

This just in: Amy Winehouse is a druggie. Also leading our newscast: the sky is still blue, oxygen recently reaffirmed as necessary for breathing, and the Chicago Cubs still suck. Any chance we can leave this stuff to Dlisted and Perez Hilton?

Nope. No chance.