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Now Evil Has A Name: “Melisma”

Filed under News/Mean-spirited Humor and News/Random Musings by Commissar Startastic

Thanks to NPR for reporting on what I have long considered to be an abomination, Melisma. I think pop singers should have electrodes connected to their larynxes and if they get too nutty with this stuff I could shock them. Or maybe completely fry them!

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Comment by hotshotrobot — January 12, 2007 @ 9:46 am

I’ve heard that a dose of Pepto or Metamucil can usually take care of a melisma flareup.

Comment by joiezabel — January 12, 2007 @ 10:45 am

melisma. that’s probably what chris martin is going to name his next kid. stupid coldplay.

Comment by Christine — January 12, 2007 @ 11:23 am

no, no… if Chris Martin follows the current naming pattern he and Gwyneth have used, I think his next child will be named after something in the Book of Leviticus… so probably “Abomination”? Think about it, dude–the kid could rebel against his father and start a metal band. That would be kind of hot.

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