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Bryan Adams’ early years

Filed under News/Music News by Commissar Startastic

Wikipedia is so carefully edited these days I can’t believe this one slipped past.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryan_Adams

So does the fact that this made me bust up laughing mean I’m a total geek? 

One sentence review: Scarlett Johansson

Filed under News/Musical Funny Stuff by Commissar Startastic

I am going to defer a full review to a talented writer, but until that time, I offer you my one sentence review - despite Scarlett Johansson’s new album being subpar, due it deriving completely from a mix of all her favorite artists, much like a concoction of all your favorite sodas at the McDonald’s fountain…I’d still do her.

Open letter to those who find guilt in guilty pleasures

Filed under News/Musical Funny Stuff by Commissar Startastic

Not one for the written word, We will let the Rocque speak for itself.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, The Upper Crust!

The Upper Crust

We highly recommend checking them on the people’s forum,http://www.myspace.com/theuppercrust, and soaking up “High Falutin’”

Consider the glove thrown!

Mo’ money

Filed under News/Musical Funny Stuff by Commissar Startastic

A graph depiciting the relationship between money and problems

I can only dream that Britney Spears ends up as pathetic as Tiffany

Filed under News/Mean-spirited Humor and News/Musical Funny Stuff by Commissar Startastic

I was surfing the web looking for info on gold ‘ole Presidents Bush veto of the recent stem cell bill and stumbled on this:

Tiffany may quite possibly be the worst singer ever

She should stick with taking her clothes off.

Tiffany Playboy Cover

Superstarcastic is back!

Filed under News/Previews by Commissar Startastic

Dear World,

Superstarcastic has spent the past few days in a ‘frozen state.  We have migrated to new web hosting so we can actually handle our growing popularity.   Our new hosting provider actually LIKES it when we get lots of traffic, rather than our old provider who would shut us off to penalize us.

We here at Superstarcastic know that you DEPEND on us to bring the best in unpretentious music reviews, and without us you’d have to read some shitty music blog where the authors are just trying to meet band members and get laid.

Thank you for your patience and keep checking back.  The next few weeks will have some changes so big you’ll think David Bowie was behind this website.

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