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Review: Kiss Kiss, Reality vs. the Optimist

Filed under Reviews/Music Reviews by Sam E.

Reality vs. the OptimistI think I’d have approached this album with more hope if it hadn’t had a title that sounded like a bad pay-per-view event shown on some channel up in the 800s, between the “Adult Content — You Must Be 18 To Order” stations and the music-only channels that seem invariably to be programmed to play all Bob Seger, all the time. You know, “Only this Sunday! Undefeated Reality looks to defend his HEAVYWEIGHT TIIIIITLE against brash young contender THE OPTIMIST! Will Reality lay The Optimist SUNNY SIDE UP, or will he finally find an opponent with a HARDER BITE? *cue montage of various people punching each other and falling into some ropes* Order it now, only $39.95!”

At any rate, judging by the evidence at work here on Kiss Kiss’s first proper album, they’ve got exactly one relatively novel idea, which is to take your standard (scr)e(a)mo template and paste a bunch of art-rock time changes and violin parts onto it. It’s quite possible to make something interesting out of that combination, but sadly, at least on the basis of this album here, Kiss Kiss are absolutely incapable of doing so.

Instead, they put together tracks like the idiotically-titled “Shits In Suits,” which sounds like a third-rate klezmer band in serious need of some valium, and “Vagabond,” which starts out emo, randomly turns into a slow track that sounds like a karaoke Muse cover, and then ends with a minute or so of noise that seems to be cribbed from old Einsturzende Neubauten rehearsal tapes. None of the songs manage to rise above the level of “competent” — few even make it that far (”Sixth Sense” is probably the best, if you’re really interested) — and every time that lead Kiss-er Josh Benash switches his voice up into the “I’m so tortured that now I’m gonna screeeeeeeeeam” mode, my hand reflexively goes for the mute button.

The band’s current Wikipedia entry makes the following ungrammatical claim: “As vast as their influences, their music is appealing to a wide audience.” I dunno — maybe there are enough moody teenagers who need a break from their Fall Out Boy records and are too young to remember any other violin-wielding alternative bands (alas, that dog.! We hardly knew ye!) to constitute a “wide audience.” However, unless that last sentence describes you, this release isn’t likely to be of much interest.

Label: Eyeball
Release date: Feb. 6, 2007
Rating: 4/10

Rock Dogma in an Age in Need of Discipline

Filed under News/Previews by Oliver Hunt

Ya know kids, maybe the big tent just ain’t that big.

It’s good to know the fine folks at Chunklet are setting a few parameters.

They’re still open to suggestions. Have a looksee, I’ve put some of my own up there.

Islands

Filed under Interviews/Five Questions by joiezabel

islands’ brilliant 2006 release return to the sea was on a multitude of best of lists last year, including my own. it’s a catchy and infectious album, with a strangely playful yet messy tension, probably a side effect of the fuzzily reactionary drugs that are added to the water system in montreal instead of common fluoride like here in the states. what, you didn’t know? yeah, its main side effect is the awesome music coming from that city these days, some of which is made by ex-unicorns nick diamonds and j’aime tambeur, who started the band islands.

return to the sea is considerably more polished and has less of a silly edge than the more shuffly and scrambled unicorns stuff. islands mixes their slightly morbid lyrics with giddy, sugar-coated melodies that build in sections and incorporate interesting instrumentation like strings and and reeds and horns. they utilize a wide variety of talented characters to add these elements for their live show, including woody guthrie’s grandson…who knew?

anyway, to paraphrase my favourite song “volcanoes”….hello, i’m a demon. and i’m here to tell you that the world will end in 2007.  this apocalyptic event could happen any time now but will hopefully hold off to let you read islands’ answers to superstarcastic’s famous 5 questions first.

1. when historians listen to your most recent CD 1000 years from now, what will they say?
they’ll say, “oh dear lord, i can’t believe that people are still listening to cds after all these years.”

2. if you could play a show with any band/musician living or dead, who would you pick and why?
I would say Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins, only because i have a huge crush on jenny lewis.

3. what is the strangest band-related dream (one of) you have had?
I know people will think we’re spoiled because we rented a tour bus, but this one time when we slept on this bus, we were in california, and i guess it’s kind of known for earthquakes, or is that just me? i was sleeping and i woke up from a shake, freaked out thinking that we were in an earthquake. turns out the bus just turned on and was turning somewhere. that’s not a funny story. sorry

4. what do your fans look like?
they look like they want to say hi or throw stuff at you, but are too shy to do it.

5. what bullshit do you run into at most every show that makes you think “man, this bullshit again?”
it’s waking up in the morning and realising we can’t take number twos on our tour bus.

bonus question: why won’t you forget to tip your bartender?
to get to the other side?

An alternate alternate: JoshD re-re-reviews the new Jesu record

Filed under Reviews/Music Reviews by joshd

I had written a nice three-paragraph, journalistic review of the new Jesu record. I couldn’t decide if I actually liked the review at all. While I spent the weekend waffling over it, Amber put up her review, and I liked it a helluva lot more than anything I’d written. I realized the problem with mine: I forgot to put in anything about how I felt about the music.

Duh.

When I was younger, I lived in a small town in Iowa, isolated from anything but the massest of media. Music was, even then, what I was doing with my life, even if it was just from a listening standpoint. I heard everything I could get my hands on, and I had figured out a lot about what I thought was “standard,” the stuff they always did in songs. When I was very young, I was pretty sure that every song had an intro, a verse, a chorus, another verse, the same chorus, a middle part, and then the chorus again. Maybe, if the songwriter was particularly adventurous, there was another verse before the final chorus, or even a key change. I knew this didn’t happen in classical music, so I figured it had something to do with the words. Luckily, I learned about other types of music and structure before I became Diane Warren, or worse, a poet.

Even still, there were biases I’d built up that were hard to overcome. Pretty music was quiet. Ugly music was loud. And never would they overlap. When pretty music got loud, it became triumphant, or rousing, or something like that. And I never heard ugly music that was quiet.

When I was fifteen, I’d moved to a somewhat larger city, with a decent record store. I was starting to get a whiff of what else was out there. Sonic Youth had opened the door somewhat, but when I was introduced to My Bloody Valentine and especially Medicine, everything changed. Here was the most pop, Beach Boys, sing-along-able melody, buried in this shrieking, howling noise. It was the most wonderful music I’d ever heard. By the time Mogwai came along, I was in college, soaking up Cage and Varese, and remembering how dynamics played such an important part in the Tchaikovsky and Beethoven I’d listened to when I was small. And when a friend at work passed me the self-titled Jesu album, I cheered as another genre from my teenage years entered the mix: metal.

Say what you want about Chuck Klosterman and his writing (and boy howdy, I have a couple of things to say about Killing Yourself To Live, you better believe it,) but in his somewhat pedantic way, he managed to write the most true-to-life book I’ve ever read. That’s me in Fargo Rock City, a teenage male in the late 80’s and early 90’s, unable to even ironically appreciate New Kids on the Block. So I grew my hair out as soon as my mom would let me, bought a lot of Metallica bootlegs, and waited to see where it was all going. Believe it or not, MTV provided the first signpost. One late night I saw a blurry, black and white video by some band called Napalm Death. But then! There was this band called Naked City full of jazz guys that was EVEN BETTER! From there, you could follow all sorts of paths, from the New York downtown ‘81 scene to the Melvins, even towards the ever-lovin’ Fair brothers and another band I’d become obsessed with in the future, God Is My Co-Pilot. But once I got something on my plate, it never really left, and I still liked metal as a genre as much as I liked anything else.

Jesu made sense right away. It was the loud part of early Mogwai songs, downtuned and with less midrange, and sad, sad vocals, delayed and reverbed to hell. You couldn’t make out many of the lyrics, but you could tell they weren’t about sunshine and pussycats. I fell asleep to it most nights on tour that year. When Silver came out last year, I liked it even more. It sounded like a My Bloody Valentine record at 16rpm. It was heavy, sure, but it was gorgeous, a sound you could really crawl inside. I tracked down every Jesu song I could find (for the record: Heart Ache is 40 minutes of dull, but the Japanese bonus tracks on Jesu and Silver are all worthwhile).

Conqueror strips even more metal out of the equation, but it’s certainly no loss. Songs like “Mother Earth” and “Conqueror” sound more akin to Codeine than anything remotely industrial or metal, and are pretty far removed from anything Justin Broadrick’s previous band, Godflesh, ever did. Broadrick is still one sad bastard; “Try not to lose yourself/I’m way past trying/I’m way past caring/I’m way past hoping” go the lyrics to “Weightless & Horizontal,” and they’re typical. But the overall feeling is somehow not hopelessness, but hope, earnest hope. Almost too much, in places; “Transfigure” features such heartfelt post-grunge riffage that the whole thing starts to feel a bit like a joke. The album succeeds beyond that little quibble (which might just be the jaded hipster in me talking, anyway) and is well worth your time, loudly or softly. Preferably with a good set of headphones.

Elvis Perkins - Ash Wednesday

Filed under Reviews/Music Reviews by Borch

Anyone else tired of the acoustic balladeer? The singer-songwriter with the sensitive side? Christ, haven’t we reached critical mass on these guys with an acoustic guitar and broken-hearted voice? Who’s this Elvis Perkins, and why should I be bothered?

Perkins’ debut Ash Wednesday doesn’t start out so promising, and the first two minutes of the opening track ‘While You Were Sleeping’ are indistinguishable from the work of the archetypal and nameless troubadour, but…

… the pedantry doesn’t last, thankfully. A shaky voice and acoustic guitar last for one verse and chorus cycle, but you’ll want to wait before you reach for your Zoloft; each verse picks up a new instrument before the song emerges into a lively second-half. The album follows in suit.

Aren’t we all tired of decent lyricists who feel they’re so misunderstood that they can’t be bothered to get a decent band behind them, let alone a paying audience? Not so w/ Perkins – layers of instruments don’t scumble the songs, but instill them with liveliness and joviality that is the record’s greatest strength. Tracks 2 and 3, ‘All The Night Without Love’ and ‘May Day!’ maintain the acceleration, and the latter is a romp with the energy of a roomful of drunks that don’t want to go home, and have one last chance to raise a glass before calling it a night.

Ash Wednesday has at least five exceptional cuts, all of which involve Perkins’ band (known as Elvis Perkins in Dearland), but solo numbers like ‘It’s Only Me’ and ‘It’s a Sad World After All’ do little to showcase Perkins talent, or to make much of an impression. The best cuts are dressed up with help from his band, and the album is buoyed by tracks like ‘May Day!’, ‘Moon Woman II’ and ‘Emile’s Vietnam in the Sky’ (suggestive of a Desire-era Dylan), which are far more fully realized compositions than the guitar-and-voice moments.

Perkins doesn’t cover much stylistic ground – and that’s fine - but he does pepper his songs with little surprises like a cornet riff that appears sporadically in ‘Sleep Sandwich’. Bits like that and the well-placed string section are the moments with the capacity for eliciting different reactions not only to each song, elvis perkins.jpgbut also to the various parts within each.

‘Sleep Sandwich’ is also the highlight of the album, the payoff. The strings that have teased us finally gratify as the chorus repeats and ends at a state of ecstasy that is possible only because Perkins had heretofore refused put all of his cards on the table. There is enough listenable material in the first nine tracks to keep us listening, but he’s really been leading us on to the exultant reward in track 10.

It takes something special to set apart in the world saturated by singer-songwriters. It’s a very specific and contrived idiom for a musician – minimalist, literate, emotional and rootsy, and any deviation has to be w/in that small window. It takes a lot of nuance and subtlety to avoid scaring the folkies out of their torpor, yet having separation from the next guy with a guitar, a microphone and a story. Even when the local open-mic night at the Inner Town Pub leaves you feeling hopeless about the future of our generation’s songwriters, along comes someone like Elvis Perkins to inject some life into what would be a stale genre without contributors like him. I guess that’s why we’re not running out to buy music made by calculators and cash registers right now.

Nine Inch Nails Year Zero Hype

Filed under News/Band and Industry Gossip and News/Music News by joiezabel

so anybody who’s anybody knows that nine inch nails’ new album, year zero, is scheduled to be released april 17, 2007. what you may not know, however, is that it is going to give me a brain aneurysm, people. i know this even though i haven’t listened to all the tracks yet, but the ones i have heard…wow!

per my mysterious friend axelblazer, who has the hook up and knows things: “I’m adding this to the Year Zero hype craze. This is the deal - a flashdrive was found in a bathroom stall in Barcelona containing the third leaked track of this album, called “Me, I’m Not.” The flashdrive also contained some random 4 minute track with crickets chirping. Apparently, if you put the “chirping” track into a spectrogram, it’ll tell you to call the number 216-333-1810.That phone call is basically scary shit. Like WTF type of shit…listen to it here.”

Phone Call

brill use of viral marketing for album promotion purposes or warning of a new world order in an alternate future? you decide.

Bikeride

Filed under Interviews/Five Questions by tyler

Bikeride Press PhotoIf you’re a fan of college radio then you need no (or little) introduction to Long Beach’s Bikeride. If you’re not aware of them, imagine the band Beulah on a trip to central America while dropping Prozac as their drug of choice.

A brave concoction of instruments and influences come together on each song to create something completely derivative and yet completely new. There is no better example of this than their latest effort, “The Kiss”. It’s not officially released until March 6, but official releases be damned - it’s already available on iTunes and CDBaby seems to be selling out of copies on a weekly basis.

It’s not just the new album that’s kept Bikeride busy as of late. They recently appeared performing “Being For The Benefit of Mr. Kite” on a Mojo magazine compilation commemorating the 40 year anniversary of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonley Hearts Club Band. They’re the feature in the premier issue of the video magazine Ground Control and despite a history of rare live performances (the only official date in support of the last album, 2002’s “Morning Macumba” was at a festival in Japan), Bikeride is taking the stage again with a home town gig on March 3 at Di Piazza’s.

Their revamped website is launched today (full disclosure: I’m heavily involved with this site in many aspects. -TJ) at Bikeride.info and the blitz has begun. What would a blitz be without answering Superstarcastic’s Five Questions? Or offering a free MP3 off of the new album for download? Here, for your pleasure, are both.

Download Hideaways from “The Kiss” - released officially March, 6. (2.8 MB)

1. when historians listen to your most recent CD 1000 years from now, what will they say?
“Take this off and put on that Justin Timberlake CD again.”

2. if you could play a show with any band/musician living or dead, who would you pick and why?

Probably The Beatles. It would only last for a couple minutes though because I’d probably try to take over. I’m worse than Paul.

3. what is the strangest band-related dream (one of) you have had?

I dreamt Sean worked for Heidi Fleiss and he was the biggest male prostitute in LA. That’s why he was so busy on the weekends. This may or may not be true actually.

4. what do your fans look like?

Usually short and Asian but really everybody. Bikeride represents all colors and creeds, all languages and lands. We are Internationalists. Mostly short Asians though.

5. what bullshit do you run into at most every show that makes you think “man, this bullshit again?”

That’s easy- they always forget to remove the green M&M’s from the bowl in our backstage catering.

bonus question: why won’t you forget to tip your bartender?

My bartender lost his arms in Nam so what the hell is he gonna do with a tip?

Review: Call Me Lightning, “Soft Skeletons”

Filed under Cities/Milwaukee and Reviews/Music Reviews by hotshotrobot

CML-Soft SkeletonsIn was a mere three years ago that Call Me Lightning’s debut, The Trouble We’re In, was unleashed on an unsuspecting, and ultimately unaware populace by “hardcore” (i.e. metal) label Revelation Records. A rollicking minimalist post-punk tilt-a-whirl of shimmery Chicago-style guitars (think Shellac minus Albini’s metal guitar picks) and a rhythm section tighter than the Donnas circa their first record (you know, when they were underage? Get it? Ha! God, i’m sorry), Trouble was a sure-fire indie-rock phenomenon waiting to be discovered. Two problems though: 1) The recording didn’t quite capture the arena-rock bombast of the band’s live sound (particularly Shane Hochstetler’s thunderous drums–the not-so-secret weapon of the band), and 2) It’s quite possible that Revelation wasn’t sure what to do with the record in the first place.

What’s strange about the era of downloading and filesharing is that, for good and bad, record labels still mean something. A fan of Touch & Go Records, for example, can be assured of a certain aesthetic and level of quality when the label’s logo is emblazoned on a release (as long as they stay away from the !!! albums). On the flip, it means that if you’re on a label known for one thing (screamy metalcore) and are very much not that thing (thank god), you tend to get overlooked.

Flash forward to today, which sees the release of CML’s latest disc, Soft Skeletons, on the infinitely more appropriate French Kiss Records. This time, the band tracked at Electrical Audio and Hochstetler’s home studio, and the trademark EA Huge-Ass Drum SoundTM is in effect immediately in the opening seconds of leadoff track ”Meet the Skeletons.” As a result, the record sounds bigger, bolder, and overall more badass than the last. The single “Billion Eyes,” as well as the title track, boast moments of epic grandeur that call to mind the band from which CML swiped their name. To sound this huge with three people and minimal guitar effects or layering is just, well, fucking rad.

A lot of talk is being made about guitarist/vocalist Nathan Lilley’s evolution from “shouter” to “singer” on this record, but really, the change is slight. There’s still plenty of bark in that voice. Instead, what demands attention are the same key elements that made their first album a winner:

1) Lilley’s lyrics, which are chock-full of “we ares” and “i ams” and other gratuitous sloganeering. In “Billion Eyes,” Lilley declares “we are, we are the shattered truth/the broken pieces,” and if you don’t find yourself compelled to sing along, well, then Gene Simmons was wrong when he said that people identify more with lyrics in the first person (which is why he wrote “I wanna rock and roll all night” instead of “you wanna rock and roll all night”), and we all know that Gene Simmons is never wrong. It’s more likely that you have no soul.

2) That tight-assed (*smirk*) rhythm section. Listen closely to any song off Soft Skeletons, and you’ll notice that the bass and kick drum are perfectly in sync–neither makes a sound if the other isn’t. It’s a dedication to minimalist precision you often won’t find outside a Shellac album.

If there is a criticism to be leveled here, it’s that the record starts to run out of gas just a little by the end. The verse-chorus-verse-bombast-chorus formula starts to wear a bit on tracks like “Shook House Shakedown,” and in the moments where the band scales back the huge (”Beaming Streaks”), the songs get stuck in second gear. Still, it’s a minor quibble on an overall winner of a disc.

Milwaukee tends to be overlooked on occasion in favor of that slightly larger metropilitan area to the south with the shitty football team, but Call Me Lightning have taken the Windy City’s formula of serrated guitar riffage and minimalist, pounding rhythms and honed it into a fist-pumping exercise in anthemic indie rock that manages to be dissonant and, dare i say, accessible at the same time. And they’re doing it better than a lot of today’s Chicago bands that are striving for the same sound. They’ve found a label that won’t overlook them this time; let’s hope geography doesn’t keep them hidden for long either. I doubt it will.

Rock Scribe Hype Jobs That Blow Goats

Filed under News/Mean-spirited Humor by Oliver Hunt

Because your average rock critic is nothing more than an entertainment journalist.

The Hold Steady- Great. A generation of horn-rimmed indie kids have their very own John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band. Yes, Eddie Wilson lives, he’s been reborn as a paunchy, bespectacled, hungover lit professor who “sure did party in college,” even though he sounds like the blowhard from the forgettable, and mostly forgotten, eighties classicist pomp- rockers the Call.

The Decemberists - Featuring the worst, most indulgent tendencies of Supertramp, solo Peter Gabriel, and every other collegiate fuckwit with delusions of grandeur. Not like their gay, early Americana costumes are gonna do much to endear me to them either.I’ve tried to make it through a single song in it’s entirety, I really have, they might not even be that long. But the opening notes, chords and/or strums turn my stomach so violently that I’d have to be sitting down with a pail between my legs to listen any further.

I should probably take this time to mention that Stephen Colbert and his whole shtick is wearing on my fucking nerves too.

TV on the Radio- Like Prince, except not as horny and more prone to shoegazing, navel gazing, some oblique leftist choir preaching and other forms of cerebral masturbation. I saw them open for the Fall a few years ago. They were boring.

Band of Horses- You ever wake up from a nap sometime in the early evening, when it’s started getting dark, knowing you’ll never fully wake up but you’ll also never get back to sleep? And does this feeling of existential dread and nausea ever take over, and you start entertaining notions of suicide because your bio-clock is now so fucked you can’t help but see everything as ugly and pointless? If not, and your curious, just give Band of Horses “Everything all the Time” a whirl. Just remember, your fun is my hell. Read more »

Hungry? Try a Slice of Sacred Cow Pie: Wire

Filed under News/Mean-spirited Humor and Reviews/Music Reviews by Oliver Hunt

Today’s Roast: Wire

Yeah kids, we all gotta suck it up sometimes.

About five years ago, I too was excited about their recent reunion. The moment the tickets hit the booth I plunked down my hard earned American Andrew for the privilege of catching one of the most important, influential musical outfits in my particular margin of righteous rock snobbery.

Granted, I had mixed feelings about the Read and Burn EPs they’d just released. The songs weren’t bad, but they were somewhat marred by questionable recording decisions, such as the chunky, tinny, Ministry distortion that rattled through the better part of them. Either way, it was maybe a little better than the techno stuff they’d been toying with in the mid-to-late eighties (which, looking back on it now, really wasn’t that bad) even if not as memorable as anything off of the grand trinity of Pink Flag, Chairs Missing and 154. Still, it was fucking Wire, and judging by interviews I’d read at the time, they were at least partially reforming in response to the interest in them that had been renewed by a young generation of bands that included Erase Errata and Interpol. This meant that they would be bringing the rock, the singularly inimatable Wire rock, or so I thought.

This was in Austin, at a gaudily corporate rock venue known as La Zona Rosa. I’m sure you know places like it, goony bouncers and titty dancer bartenders shilling overpriced Miller Lite. It’s not a fucking fun place to see shows, so my mood was already a tad somber. I soon found out that would be the mood prevailing mood of the night. Read more »

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